I speak Mandarin Chinese.
I once made Jay Leno laugh.
A group of my friends and I beat a professional Palestinian basketball team in triple overtime.
I did model work in Shanghai, China.
Stephen Colbert once made fun of me in front of his entire studio audience. 
In 2006 I was named one of Time Magazine’s people of the year . . . google it. 
My Jolly Green Giant Halloween costume was featured in the Huffington Post